Are you thinking of dirty sayings you could say to someone to get them wet or just to make them laugh? Well, I think I got what you are looking for but, hey! it's for those lovely people with dirty minds. So if you are a saint or sort of, please stay off this page. Below are 21 dirty sayings to say to anybody to get them wet or say it to dirty mind-like people like you..lol.
Some these sayings are crazy hilarious and some could get a person wet.
What are you waiting for? Talk dirty, act dirty and do dirty things with anybody...*winks*
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1. S*x education may be a good idea in schools, but I don't think the kids should be given homework.
2. How can you kiss and not press breast, don't you like 'soft drink & Snacks'.
3. Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it is wide use 3 fingers, make sure it's wet, then rub up and down. Yea! that's how you wash a cup. ;)
4. In Chinese language 69 is called?
ans: Two-can-chew
6. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy?... It's bubble gum! jeez, what were you thinking.
7. If you say abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping?
8. I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you, as you can see I've even worn it, can you guess the color of the underwear?
9. I have a fire burning between my legs, please can you put it out with your hose.
10. Boy: I miss you.
Girl: I miss you in between my thighs.
11. That awkward moment when you had a sex dream and wake extremely horny as hell.
12. Sleep - The new s*x. Now I can fall madly into bed with my bed. You are free to join for a group s*x if you want to. ;)
13. First time I saw you I never knew I would have such a real imaginary sex with you.
14. Please, can I have your pussy.
15. Don't bite your lips. I should be the one doing that.
16. Men are born between a woman's leg and spend the most of their time try to get back... why? 'Coz there is no like home!
17. Relationship advice of the day: Make his dick hard, not his life. Play with her ass, not her heart.
18. Men wake up with an erection and women wake up yawning... What a coincidence
19. I'm tired of getting fucked in ways that don't end up in an orgasm.
20. WARNING!!! Sex with me can cause: severe happiness, deep feelings, induced pleasure, multiple orgasm and extreme body convulsion. What are you waiting for? Lets do it!
21. I feel so good when I'm on top of you and I like going down.
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