Looking for a funny crazy saying/quotes you can use as your Facebook status update? You can find them here.
When you are in good mood, all that is in your mind is to say crazy things or just do something crazy. right? yea!. So go crazy! with these crazy sayings...
1. What's going on. Anytime I joke people take it seriously but when I am serious they take is as a joke.
2. Excuse me, please do you mind if I stare at you for a moment. I want to remember for my dreams. ;)
3. That awkward moment when you are wait for a text then later realize that you are the one who didn't reply.
4. We are all in the same game, Just in different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.
5. People say if you drink alcohol, you are alcoholic. So if I drink fanta then I am... FANTASTIC!
6. I am better than your ex and far more better than your next.
7. My back is not a voicemail. if you have something to say, say it to my face.
8. We all that one one person that we hate but constantly look at their profile.
9. All men are born free and equal If you go and get married, that's your fault.
10. All woman should have atleast four pets in her life. A mink in closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass who pays for everything. ;)
11. If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking of thoughts are thoughtless?
12. Money grows on trees 'coz money is made of paper and paper is made of wood, and wood is made from tress. You see! money really grows on trees.
13. I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?
14. Hello, press "like" if you are crazy.
15. There were two muffins in a muffin shop the first one says "i love being a muffin!" then the second muffin says ''Holy crap its a talking muffin!"
16. That awkward moment when you're broke and your bank flags deposits as suspicious activity...lol
17. To all those who gossip about me: Thank you for making me the center of your world. ;)
18. If how I am makes you sick, it's a symptoms that you will soon die. :p
19. That awkward moment when you text someone in Facebook chat "Hey" and a minute later they go offline. How rude!
20. Don't call me crazy... I prefer the word "Mentally hilarious".
21. I was talking to my self last night and we both agreed that you are crazy!
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Final Words
After using any these sayings as your Facebook status update, I believe you will get more than enough likes. Trust me ;)
If you have more crazy quotes or sayings, please paste it here for us to see via the comment box.
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