Story of The Day: A BIG FOOL

I found this story on facebook, just thought i'd share it to you.

A Big Fool

Lara is a lady you will never look once, she gets into one’s head easily and whenever you see her, her look drives you crazy, I mean really GAGA if you will call it that way. She is beautiful, her beauty is supported with her full set of sparkling white teeth and you can even mirror yourself in them. OMG!!! She has a broad face like that of Genevieve; she is light like a sunflower, she is perfect, she has a sexy figure like that of Deepika Pukrone, one of Bollywood’s finest and ha!! Her smile will make you fall in a single look.
I met Lara in a restaurant, she was a waitress, but seeing her, the waitress job does not fit her, so I decided to help, you know as a better way of getting her to my side. I employed her as my secretary, to the biggest company in Nigeria BOLAJIBLOG HOLDINGS. As days pass, we grew to know each other more, she comes and sleeps in my house whenever she wishes, she assists me in the office work whenever am away, I give her whatever she ask for. Later I promote her to the sit of Managing Director though she is still my secretary, o boy! The love I have for this lady is like the love of Man for corruption.
On a faithful day, she came to me with tears in her eyes; I was like...???
                Do you love me? She asked.
                Oh oh, sweetheart you know I love you and I can do anything you ask me to do. I replied
                Then if you love me, can you put my name on the COMPANY’s document and remove yours? She added.
                Mtcheww! Is that all? That’s simple now; I will do that right away. I told her She was very happy, like all her life holds on that and to cap it all I got the very hottest kiss of my life. Wow! This is great; I asked her if she needs any other thing, she said no, ok we are good.
The next day, I did what she asked me with joy in my heart. A week after, I had to travel for a business trip to Germany for a month, so I told her to manage the company for me, she hurriedly gave me a kiss plus she was happy, uhn! What’s wrong with her? She is even happy that am going? Chai Girls with their behaviours shaaaa. We went to the airport together and we bid ourselves goodbye. We part.
After a month I came back, chai this Girl is not even here, what’s wrong? I tried her line, switched off! Hmmm ok, I made my way to my estate, I could not find her, maybe she is busy in the office, I smiled, that night I slept alone, I was sad and tired but I have to go to the office to check what’s on. On getting there, an awful and unfriendly breeze pass through me, I horned, the gateman don’t even hear chai! I came out of the car and opened the gate, I met three fierce looking guys, Chineke! Boom! Like bomb blast I got a big blow on my fat cheek, Kai! I thought its one of this boko haram bombs that exploded somewhere close (chai this people don finally come to the west), boom! Another blow! Jesus, Mary and BJ this one no be bomb blast o, kia! I pick my race, I even forgot the car I parked, ha I must get to Abuja today (I no trek like those pple trekking for PMB, na run for PMB be this). After running a few metres, I called my Lawyer, told him the story, he told me that since am the rightful owner and my name should be on the document (uhn!!!), he told me to bring the document and that he will help file a case in court. Uhn! Na Lara name dey the document!!!! I fainted!.

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