This How Nigerians Cross Road...(TRUE or FALSE)

We are in the era where in Nigeria where you must be careful(i mean extremely careful) before a move on the highway or else maybe you don't value your life.
Below is an illustration of how Nigerians cross road;

Look right and left for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplane, down for bomb, back for kidnappers, look side, hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you. Then walk zigzag to avoid stray bullet...That is how Nigerians cross road now..True/False?